Sunday, July 8, 2007

Bounce

Hi. My name is Danana Banana. And I'm addicted to dryer sheets.

Seriously. I have a problem.

The thing is, I put a new dryer sheet in with every load of laundry. But I never take them back out.

This afternoon, after drying a laundry load containing 6 towels and some assorted socks, I counted 24 dryer sheets just hanging out in the dryer.

I'm not sure why I do this. Because, really, it makes laundry folding a lot more complicated. What with having to inspect every single item of clothing for a stuck-on dryer sheet.

Maybe it's because I want my clothes to be really soft and static-free.

Maybe it's because I'm cheap and want to squeeze every ounce of softening power from each sheet.

Maybe it's because of the funny face Rob makes when he pulls on a t-shirt, only to be confronted by a stray dryer sheet that got stuck inside.

Whatever the reason, I think I've hit rock bottom. I'm ready for an intervention and will be checking myself into dryer sheet rehab.

3 comments:

Unknown July 10, 2007 at 1:02 AM  

You are so funny! I always put two dryer sheets with every load, but not ever pulling them out is certainly a new way to do your laundry. Just a question, how do your clothes fit with all those dryer sheets in there? I'm like 90% certain that dryer sheets are only good for one go around. I'll call Martha, your intervention is on the way:)

Deanne July 11, 2007 at 2:52 PM  

Somethings new! What is it? Did you cut your hair? Loose weight? New outfit? Don't tell me, I'll figure it out! :)

You look lovely in that shade of pink my dear. Just lovely! :)

You make it sound so easy to 'never take them out'! Most of the time I find the dryer sheet when I fold the laundry. And if not, then we're lucky if we don't find it once we're wearing the clothes and walking into church!

Anonymous,  July 13, 2007 at 5:13 AM  

I'm a big fan of the Downey ball. Soft yummy smelling clothes, and no dryer sheets to contend with.

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